Project Timekeeper: The Clocks Are Ticking!

By PeeWee, Resident Investigator Extraordinaire

Hey there, Smack Talkers! It’s your boy PeeWee, and I’ve got an update hotter than a Granny’s casserole fresh out of the oven. Remember a while back when we dropped the news about Project Timekeeper? The Tech Kids and I have been burning the midnight oil, and let me tell you, things are getting weird.

Last week, we uncovered more whispers of The Timekeeper’s influence—cryptic symbols, glitches in the barn, and, let’s not forget, the clock that literally ticked backward during Luscious Locks’ promo. (Side note: Luscious, if you’re reading this, your hair magic freaks me out, but in the best way.)

The point is, we’re on the brink of something BIG. But we can’t solve this alone. That’s where YOU come in.

The Riddles Return

Smack Talkers, it’s time to get those gears turning. These riddles hold the key to unraveling the Timekeeper’s mystery. I’m reposting them here because this week is your shot to crack the code.

Riddle #1
I’m not alive, yet I grow;
I don’t have lungs, but I need air to show.
The Timekeeper knows me well—
Solve my riddle, break the spell.

Riddle #2
Tick-tock, but no clock.
An ancient rhyme in every knock.
I keep the beat, I keep the pace—
The Timekeeper’s written all over my face.

Riddle #3
Before me, you see through haze.
With me, memories replay their days.
The keeper holds me, clear and bright,
To find the answer, seek the light.

Riddle #4
I loop, I stretch, I bend, I fold—
I’m neither young, nor am I old.
Through me, the past and future meet;
Find my path, and time will repeat.

Riddle #5
Many have sought me, few have seen;
I’m always there, though I remain unseen.
The keeper holds my key in hand;
Solve me, and you’ll understand.

What’s In It For You?

If you crack these riddles, here’s what’s waiting:

• Exclusive clues about the Aeloria Effect and the Timekeeper’s true identity.
• A chance to join the next Smack Talk storyline in a MAJOR way.
• Bragging rights as a certified Smack Talk MVP.

Need a Hint? Ask Me!
If you’re stuck, I’m here to help. Jump into the comments or drop your theories in the Timekeeper channel on the site. I’m always watching—mostly because The Commish told me I have to monitor you people or lose my “Junior Investigative Reporter” badge.

And hey, if you’re too lazy to type, just click that fancy button to talk to The Commish directly. He’s always ready to get weird with you.

What’s Next?
This week on Smack Talk Showdown, the barn will shake, the mysteries will deepen, and—if we’re lucky—someone will finally explain why my phone keeps resetting to 12:00 every time Tik-Tok Timmy’s camera shows up. (Seriously, Timmy, what’s your deal?)

So, get your thinking caps on, Smack Talkers. The Timekeeper isn’t going to wait forever. Or… maybe he will. You know, time manipulation and all.

Let’s solve these riddles and bring the Timekeeper to justice—Smack Talk style!

Stay weird,
PeeWee