
Crafted with the unerring precision of AI (which may or may not be secretly rooting for our demise), this calendar compiles the sharpest insights into just how the world could—and, let’s face it, probably will—end. From economic collapses to ecological disasters, and a healthy sprinkling of humanity’s worst instincts, it’s all here. Think of it as your monthly reminder to savor the good stuff, because the bad stuff is warming up in the bullpen.
But hey, don’t let this calendar bum you out too much. Instead, use it as inspiration to make the most of your days—whether that means hugging your loved ones, learning to farm crickets (protein of the future), or building a bunker filled with snacks and Wi-Fi. The clock may be ticking, but at least it’s ticking hilariously.
Each month, you’ll uncover another reason why society is sliding down the slippery slope of chaos, complete with real facts, biting humor, and survival tips that may or may not involve duct tape. By the end of the year, you might even laugh through the tears—or just cry into your solar-powered coffee mug. Either way, let’s face it together, one disaster at a time.
Here’s to 2025, the year we almost held it together!

January: “Debt Déjà Vu”
- Theme: Global debt hits $320 trillion, sparking fears of financial collapse.
- Facts: The IMF warns that rising interest rates and unsustainable debt-to-GDP ratios could destabilize economies worldwide.
- Reflection: Sure, the numbers sound terrifying, but debt is really just a sign that humans still believe in the future. After all, nobody loans money to someone they think won’t be around to pay it back. So, if the world owes $320 trillion, that must mean we’re optimists, right?

February: “Water Wars”
- Theme: Droughts and water scarcity lead to resource conflicts in regions like India, Sub-Saharan Africa, and the American Southwest.
- Facts: The UN reports that 2 billion people already live in water-stressed areas, with demand expected to outpace supply by 40% by 2030.
- Reflection: While droughts are no joke, humanity is remarkably resourceful. Innovations in desalination, water recycling, and drought-resistant crops are already paving the way for solutions. Plus, nothing brings people together quite like the shared realization that water is life!

March: “Plague Parade”
- Theme: A zoonotic disease sparks the next pandemic, with lessons from COVID-19 forgotten too soon.
- Facts: The WHO has warned of increased pandemic risk due to deforestation and globalized travel.
- Reflection: If history has taught us anything, it’s that pandemics inspire leaps in medical innovation. From vaccines to telemedicine, we’re better equipped than ever to handle what nature throws our way. And hey, you’ve still got that sourdough starter, right?

April: “AIgeddon”
- Theme: AI outpaces human control, making critical decisions with unforeseen consequences.
- Facts: A 2024 report by the Center for AI Safety highlighted risks of AI misuse in military and economic domains.
- Reflection: Yes, AI is evolving fast, but it’s also helping us tackle problems we couldn’t solve alone—from diagnosing diseases to improving renewable energy. And if the robots ever rise up, at least we taught them how to dance first.

May: “Biodiversity Blunders”
- Theme: Accelerating species extinction rates destabilize ecosystems worldwide.
- Facts: The IUCN warns that over 1 million species face extinction due to human activity and climate change.
- Reflection: Biodiversity loss is heartbreaking, but the growing awareness around conservation means more people are fighting to save species. From wildlife reserves to rewilding projects, humans still care enough to try—and that’s worth celebrating.

June: “Climate Chaos”
- Theme: Record-breaking heatwaves and natural disasters ravage continents.
- Facts: The IPCC predicts 2025 will likely break temperature records as CO₂ levels remain high.
- Reflection: Heatwaves and disasters remind us how intertwined we are with the planet. The good news? Green energy is gaining ground, and more communities are investing in resilience. Plus, every tree you plant is a tiny victory against the chaos!

July: “Population Pressure”
- Theme: Overpopulation strains urban infrastructure and resources, particularly in developing countries.
- Facts: The UN predicts the global population will exceed 8.3 billion by 2025, with most growth in resource-scarce regions.
- Reflection: Overpopulation can strain resources, but it also drives incredible urban innovations—like vertical farming and smart cities. Humans adapt, and the cities of tomorrow might just turn today’s challenges into opportunities.

August: “Energy Crunch”
- Theme: Global energy demand skyrockets, outpacing renewable infrastructure.
- Facts: The International Energy Agency warns that failure to transition from fossil fuels will lead to widespread shortages.
- Reflection: Rising energy demand is pushing us to think bigger and greener. Solar panels are cheaper than ever, wind farms are growing, and fusion energy is no longer just sci-fi. The future of energy might be brighter than we think.

September: “Food Fiascos”
- Theme: Global food systems buckle under climate change and geopolitical disruptions.
- Facts: A 2024 FAO report highlighted that over 800 million people face hunger due to extreme weather and supply chain issues.
- Reflection: Global food systems face strain, but they also inspire creativity. From lab-grown meat to regenerative farming, people are finding ways to feed the world without breaking the planet. And who knows? Crickets might actually be delicious.

October: “Geopolitical Mayhem”
- Theme: Tensions escalate between superpowers, with economic sanctions and military skirmishes rising.
- Facts: Analysts warn that the U.S.–China conflict could destabilize global markets and trade routes.
- Reflection: Conflict is scary, but history shows that diplomacy and collaboration often win the day. Global problems require global solutions, and every treaty or trade deal is proof that humans can find common ground—even if it takes a while.

November: “Techno-Terror”
- Theme: Cyberattacks cripple global infrastructure, from banking systems to power grids.
- Facts: Cybersecurity experts predict a 60% rise in ransomware attacks targeting critical infrastructure by 2025.
- Reflection: Cybersecurity threats remind us how interconnected we are, but they also inspire innovation. From blockchain to quantum computing, the fight against hackers is pushing technology to new heights—and that’s something to cheer about.

December: “Apocalypse Then and Now”
- Theme: A reflective summary of failed doomsday predictions alongside real near-misses.
- Facts: From Y2K to the Mayan calendar in 2012, humans have always imagined their doom—often too creatively.
- Reflection: Doomsday predictions always underestimate one thing: the human spirit. Whether it’s surviving plagues, rebuilding after disasters, or just finding humor in the absurd, people have a knack for thriving against the odds. That’s why we’re still here—and why the future isn’t as bleak as it seems.
2026: “The Final Twist – Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies”
As we wrap up this totally not terrifying journey through 2025, let’s talk about the ultimate wildcard in humanity’s cosmic deck: the asteroid. Yes, a chunk of space rock, no bigger than a football field, could end civilization faster than you can say, “Should we really fund NASA?”
Here’s the kicker: an asteroid doesn’t even need to be planet-sized to wipe us out. A rock just 100 meters across (think: the size of your local Walmart) could cause regional devastation. If it’s 1 kilometer wide and hits Earth at the right angle and speed—around 15-25 kilometers per second—it would unleash energy equivalent to several thousand nuclear bombs. That’s enough to trigger global firestorms, climate shifts, and a really bad Yelp review for Planet Earth. For reference, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was about 10 kilometers wide, and look where that got them.
And the best part? These things don’t knock. The 2013 Chelyabinsk meteor, which exploded over Russia and injured 1,500 people, wasn’t spotted until it was already too late to do anything. That one was only 20 meters wide. Imagine what a big one could do.
But don’t worry—there’s a bright side! We humans are survivors. Sure, your perfectly curated garden might become a future archaeologist’s “Gobekli Tepe 2.0,” but isn’t it comforting to know that someone, someday, will marvel at your IKEA furniture and ask, “Was this ceremonial?”
So, here’s to you and your legacy! The cosmos might have plans for us, but in the end, it’s the little things that last: your home, your coffee mug, and, hopefully, your subscription to this calendar series.