Daniel Conderman 
Ladies and gentlemen, the endless Royal Rumble to the Timekeeper continues, and we are down another competitor thanks to Rabbit Raw’s electrifying moment of clarity! But tonight, the crowd holds its breath as Hank “The Babe” Williams steps forward, eyes locked on the swirling, mysterious runes that bind us all.
Hank, with his signature baseball bat resting on his shoulder, growled into the mic:
“You want answers? I got ’em. Timekeeper, your little games are over! Riddle #3? It’s a mirror. A reflection. The truth staring you in the face!”
The arena went silent. The Timekeeper’s ghostly presence seemed to flicker, his ominous ticking slowing for just a moment as the runes around the ring pulsed brighter.
Did Hank Just Crack the Code?
The crowd erupted as the answer seemed to ripple through the barn. The glowing symbols faded one by one, revealing an open portal in the middle of the ring. Suddenly, Hank’s declaration set off a seismic shift in the battle.
Rabbit Raw Shines Again
Meanwhile, Rabbit Raw, fresh off his victory and still glowing with newfound freedom, took the moment to rally the remaining competitors. He jumped back into the fray, narrowly avoiding a sneak attack from Tik-Tok Timmy, who was spinning his vintage camera in a desperate attempt to capture the moment.
Knotty By Nature Doubles Down
Luscious Locks and Furry Fupa—well, just Luscious now—have vowed to avenge Fupa’s mysterious disappearance. Luscious braided her shimmering hair into a battle-ready whip and started clearing the ring with fierce determination. “No one else vanishes until I get answers!” she shouted, delivering a devastating Hairicane Whip to Bungston Big Bucks, sending his shiny suit flying into the ropes.
Santa Claws Unleashes Holiday Havoc
Santa Claws, still reeling from the cryptic whispers of the Triad of Oddities earlier in the night, grabbed Drippy McGee and tossed him toward Barbra, shouting, “You’ve been on my naughty list for years!” His Ho-Ho-Hammer sent the crowd into a frenzy as he stood tall, covered in glittery dust that seemed to fall from the Timekeeper’s swirling influence.
Joe Joe Sausage Head and Tik-Tok Timmy: A Chaotic Alliance?
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Joe and Tik-Tok Timmy seemed to be working together—or were they? The two locked eyes before hurling a chair at Hank, only for the wily Babe to sidestep and let the Timekeeper’s magic absorb the hit. Timmy’s camera caught the moment perfectly, and Joe Joe yelled, “That was supposed to be a distraction, not a blooper reel!”
The Triad of Oddities Keep It Weird
While chaos consumed the ring, the Triad of Oddities (now down a member after Drippy’s debacle) started chanting in unison. Strange runes appeared once more, this time surrounding their corner of the ring. Their voices melded into a haunting melody:
“The keeper binds, the keeper blinds, but his secrets unravel in mirrored minds.”
What’s Next?
The Timekeeper’s influence is waning, but the fight is far from over. With Hank’s bold declaration of “mirror” unlocking another piece of the puzzle, it’s clear the remaining riddles are key to escaping this twisted loop.
Who will step up next? Will the Timekeeper reveal his hand? And more importantly, who will be the next to break free?
The Countdown Continues!
With the portal flickering ominously in the center of the ring, the stakes have never been higher. Stay tuned, Smack Talkers—this battle is reaching its boiling point, and we’re all here to witness history in the making.
P.S. If you’re sitting on a theory, now’s the time to share it. Drop your guesses on the website and see if you can crack the remaining riddles before the next showdown!
Next Up: Who will be the next to escape, and what does the portal hold? Stay tuned for the next explosive update!
