Daniel Conderman 
[Camera zooms in on Joe Joe in the backstage area, with the echo of the crowd buzzing in the background. He’s holding a giant inflatable sausage, ready for action.]
🎤 Joe Joe Sausage Head:
“Ladies and gentlemen! The time has come for the Sausage King to return to the ring! After too long on the sidelines, I’m back with a vengeance, and this time, I’m armed with more than just my signature moves—I’m armed with the truth!
[He raises the inflatable sausage high above his head.]
“Bungston Big Bucks, you thought you could bury the WienerCoins and get away with it? You thought this scandal would keep me down? Well, you’re about to get a taste of the Sausage Slam, and I’m not holding anything back! It’s time to expose your lies and take back what’s mine!
[He gestures dramatically, pacing the floor.]
“I’m ready to throw sausages, whip some butt, and reclaim my place in the Smack Talk Universe! The fans deserve justice, and I will stop at nothing to uncover the truth. This No Holds Barred match isn’t just about redemption; it’s about retribution!
[Joe Joe looks directly into the camera, fiery determination in his eyes.]
“Bungston, you’ve messed with the wrong sausage! I’m coming for you, and when I’m done, there won’t be a single piece of you left standing! Get ready to feel the Bratwurst Blitz and the Sausage Spire, because your reign of deceit ends at the Rusty Pelican!
[He cracks his knuckles and lowers the sausage, grinning.]
“Let’s do this, folks! It’s time to turn up the heat and serve up some justice! Who’s ready for the Sausage Head to take back the spotlight? You better believe I’m coming in hot!”
