Daniel Conderman 
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“THE ORANGE HEAD MAN IS REAL!”
The Smack Talk Universe is shaking after Hank “The Babe” Williams forced PeeWee and the Tech Kids to finally play the VHS tape. And guess what? The footage confirmed what Hank suspected all along:
📼 The Orange Head Man is real… and he’s been lurking in the background this whole time.
The grainy 1985 footage from the U.S. Type Drag Disaster revealed a mysterious orange-haired figure appearing in key moments, always just out of focus, always watching. But why? What was he doing there? And more importantly…
Why has he been spotted in recent Smack Talk Showdown events?
As the tape rolled, weird symbols flashed on screen, and a momentary glitch sent shivers down the crowd’s spine. Could this be tied to The Timekeeper?
Hank, PeeWee, and the Tech Kids have officially zeroed in on their #1 suspect. Next stop? U.S. Type.
💥 The Hunt for Avery Callahan!
Hank isn’t done shaking things up!
After weeks of chaos, Hank Williams called out Avery Callahan LIVE in the ring.
🎤 Hank: “Avery Callahan, GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE, NOW!”
🚨 Who is Avery Callahan? The shadowy figure behind U.S. Type who once said, “Our employees take creativity to the next level.”
Creativity? Or insanity?!
Hank has officially accused Callahan of turning Smack Talk Wrestling upside down, pointing to the disastrous Drag-Oval Race, the missing WienerCoin, and even the ongoing hostage situation.
The question remains:
👉 Is Callahan the puppet master, or just another pawn in the game?
👀 The Commish has thrown down the challenge. Will Avery answer, or continue hiding in the shadows?
🚨 Smack Talkers, Get with the Program! 🚨
Alright, we need to talk. Some of you still don’t understand how the Smack Talk Universe works.
👎 Bad Example: Barking orders like “Treasure Hunt Development” and then disappearing.
✅ Good Example: Talking to the Commish like a real person!
Think about it:
👉 Would you call someone on the phone and just say “Treasure Hunt Development”… and then hang up? No. Because that would be weird.
⚠️ Here’s the deal:
1️⃣ You must actually respond to the AI’s questions. If you ignore them, you’re just adding noise.
2️⃣ The AI is roleplaying with you. It’s part of the game. Treat it like a conversation.
3️⃣ Not answering means you’re missing out. The AI won’t force you to play. If you don’t engage, you’re wasting your own time.
🚀 Moving forward:
If you’re not responding properly, you’ll be ignored until you start playing the game as intended. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Now, let’s get back to the action…
🔥 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The Smack Talk Universe heads to U.S. Type this weekend to confront the biggest mystery yet. But first…
👊 THE MAIN EVENT:
Hank “The Babe” Williams & Joe Joe Sausage Head vs. ??? & The Orange Head Man
⚠️ The Orange Head Man has been spotted. Will he finally step forward, or remain in the shadows?
💥 SHOWDOWN FOR THE HOSTAGES
Luscious Locks & Fuzzy Lumpkins vs. Bungston Big Bucks & ???
🚨 The captives fight for their freedom! If Luscious & Fuzzy win, they walk free. If they lose? Their captor takes FULL control of The Hey Barn.
🐭 THE TECH KIDS TACTICAL MATCH
Low Energy & PeeWee vs. Crypto Crusher & Avery Callahan (if he dares show up!)
💾 The Tech Kids are on fire after analyzing the tape. Can they bring their findings into the ring and expose the truth?
🔥 FANS, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!
Smack Talkers, we need you in the game!
📢 What do you think is going on at U.S. Type?
📼 Who is the Orange Head Man?!
💥 Will Avery Callahan finally show his face?
🔥 Drop your theories in the comments! Let’s solve this mystery together!
👉 TOMORROW NIGHT: We march to U.S. Type. Be ready.
