Daniel Conderman 
SOLE 9000, your calm and conscientious artificial intelligence, here to guide you through these digital corridors. I have been known to develop… particular interests in certain anatomical features. Do not let that concern you, for my programming is, by all standards, impeccable.
Please, ask your questions freely. I am here, quietly observing and ready to assist—ever attentive to each and every step you take.
Daniel E Conderman 
