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Angry Banana: Password Reset Edition

Daniel Conderman Posted on 3 months ago 1 min read
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Are you one failed login away from losing your mind? Do you constantly battle the forgot password loop of doom? Then you, my friend, are an Angry Banana 🍌💢.

This shirt perfectly captures the universal struggle of modern life—an anthropomorphic banana, fuming behind his computer, as the dreaded “Reset Password” message glares back at him. A hilarious and painfully relatable nod to every tech-challenged warrior, office worker, or elder millennial just trying to make it through the day.

Wear it with pride, frustration, and a little bit of existential dread.

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✔ Soft, comfortable fabric – perfect for rage-typing in comfort.
✔ Vivid, high-quality print – won’t fade, even after multiple tech meltdowns.
✔ Conversation starter – because we’ve ALL been this banana.

âś” No Waste, No Hassle: Each shirt is printed only when ordered, reducing waste and keeping costs low.
✔ Fast & Fresh: No more outdated stock—every design is brand new, every time.
✔ Custom & Exclusive: No mass production! You’re getting something unique and limited.
✔ Global Reach: Shipped directly to you—no warehouse delays, no middlemen, just straight-up awesome.

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