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Product Idea: 📢 THE SUPER SURVIVOR PACK™

Daniel Conderman Posted on 2 months ago 1 min read
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“Stay Silent. Stay Ready. Stay Alive.”

When the grid goes dark, the phones go down, and the sirens stop wailing… you won’t be the one guessing.

You’ll be listening.


🔥 This ain’t your granddad’s bug-out bag. The Super Survivor Pack™ brings together:

đź§­ 320+ Survival Essentials, including:

  • Knife. Firestarter. Poncho. Whistle. Light. Paracord.
  • Water gear. Sewing kit. First aid. Fishing tools.
  • More tools, bandages, and gizmos than MacGyver’s glove box.

📡 RX-Only Tactical Scanner Radio, pre-loaded with:

  • MURS, GMRS, and FRS
  • Color Dot & Star business freqs
  • NOAA Weather
  • Dual Ham calling freqs
  • Hidden Survival Channels You Need To Know™

🎯 All transmissions locked out by default — totally legal and FCC-compliant for casual use.


🚨 But when things really go sideways?

You’ll know how to unlock ALL the airwaves and call for help.

🎒 Also includes:

  • Emergency magnetic roof antenna
  • 12V car charger (charge while bugging out)
  • Waterproof comms card w/ survival freqs + FCC rules
  • Pre-programmed by a real licensed operator (not some shady dude on eBay)

💀 WHEN IT HITS THE FAN…

Don’t just yell into the void.
Hear everything.
Then talk—when it matters.


💥 The Super Survivor Pack™
Only $149.99 while supplies last.

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