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Retro Abduction Accountability Tee

Daniel Conderman Posted on 3 months ago 1 min read
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Get beamed up in style with this vintage sci-fi-inspired tee! Featuring a dreamy sunset gradient, a classic 1950s UFO, and a hilariously chill abductee floating mid-beam—complete with their snacks and unfinished to-do list. Perfect for those who love retro aesthetics, Twilight Zone vibes, and dodging unnecessary accountability. Designed with a nostalgic, comic book feel, this shirt is your ultimate excuse for “forgetting” last week’s tasks.

Wear it, relax, and let the aliens handle your responsibilities. 🌌😎

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