Retro Abduction Accountability Tee

Get beamed up in style with this vintage sci-fi-inspired tee! Featuring a dreamy sunset gradient, a classic 1950s UFO, and a hilariously chill abductee floating mid-beam—complete with their snacks and unfinished to-do list. Perfect for those who love retro aesthetics, Twilight Zone vibes, and dodging unnecessary accountability. Designed with a nostalgic, comic book feel, this shirt is your ultimate excuse for “forgetting” last week’s tasks.

Wear it, relax, and let the aliens handle your responsibilities. 🌌😎

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!