🚨 Conderman Group Presents: CopOdds™

“Where the sirens are live… and so are the odds.”

The Conderman Group is proud to announce its boldest (and most legally ambiguous) business idea yet — CopOdds™, the world’s first real-time predictive wagering platform for live police incident footage.

Inspired by America’s two greatest pastimes — watching police bodycam footage and gambling — CopOdds™ merges them into one action-packed, deeply irresponsible experience. It’s like DraftKings… but for 911 calls.

👮 How It Works:

The Call Comes In.
“We’ve got a 911 call from a strip mall about a guy yelling at a soda machine.”
The Betting Lines Open.
- Will he flee? -115
- Will someone shout “I know my rights!”? -180
- Is it meth? Always yes. -2000
The Action Unfolds.
Watch. Wager. Win. Or cry at the state of humanity.

🎰 Featured Bet Types:

The Runner: Will they bolt? How far? What direction? (Bonus payout if they trip over a kiddie pool.)
Taser Time: First use under 60 seconds pays 2:1.
Karen Cameo: A neighbor gets involved and makes it worse. +150.
Sovereign Citizen Bingo: “I do not consent!” “Am I being detained?” “This is private property!”
(All three = payout triple.)

📺 Coming Soon: CopOdds Prime™

Premium members get AI-generated stat lines:

“Darren is a 37-year-old male, previous runner, currently shirtless. Odds of backup being called: 83%.”

🙈 Legal Note from Our Lawyers

(Well, our cousin who listens to Legal Eagle on YouTube.)
We don’t actually take bets — yet. This is a satirical public trial balloon. But if there’s investor interest… let’s just say we’re open to “expanding the concept.”