Daniel Conderman 
Dear Mr. Manson,
I hope this letter finds you in relatively unshanked condition.
Let me cut to it: The world is ready. The vibe is post-apocalyptic, everyone’s doped up on nostalgia, and Spotify will host anything. You dropped out before SoundCloud, TikTok, and mumble rap—but now? Now you’d be a genre.
We’re talking:
🔥 “Death to Clout” – debut single
🔥 “Cease 2 Resist” (feat. The Ghost of Dennis Wilson)
🔥 “Helter Shelter” – bonus track with nothing but reversed Beatles samples and courtroom screams
This isn’t about redemption. It’s about attention. And you’ve still got name recognition that makes headlines scream and Karens clutch pearls. You’re not a musician—you’re a brand, baby. A walking canceled collab between Hot Topic and the Book of Revelations.
Our concept?
“CHARLIE: FROM FOLK TO FELONY”
A concept album recorded in solitary confinement, using contraband harmonicas, toilet acoustics, and the rhythmic beat of metal trays. Think Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison—if he’d burned it down afterward.
Distribution? Already in talks. One streaming platform offered us a cut of their “True Crime + Lo-Fi” playlist just off the teaser.
All we need now… is the man, the myth, the messiah with the murder mic.
The world never gave you a record deal. Let’s take one from it.
Respectfully twisted,
Lyle “Knife Beats” Silverman
Senior Agent, ApocA&R Division
🎤 We Don’t Drop Beats—We Drop Cults
