Daniel Conderman 
šØ THE TRUTH AWAITS: THE U.S. TYPE TAKEOVER BEGINS! šØ
Smack Talkers, the time for talk is OVER. The investigation into the WienerCoin scandal and the mystery of the Orange Man is reaching a fever pitch! The only way to find answers? WE’RE TAKING THIS TO U.S. TYPE!
š„ HANK “THE BABE” WILLIAMS has thrown down the gauntlet! Heās calling on every single wrestler, fan, and member of the Smack Talk Universe to rally this weekend for a full-on invasion of U.S. Type! The goal? Unmask the Orange Man and uncover the truth behind the missing WienerCoins!
And trust us, this mission just got even more explosive.
šØ BREAKING NEWS: THE ORANGE MAN EXPOSED? šØ
Hank has been hot on the trail of the mysterious Orange Headed Man, and thanks to the Tech Kids and Low Energy, we now have a major breakthrough!
š PeeWee’s Analysis: The Tech Kids have been scanning footage and piecing together the puzzle. Turns out, the Orange Man has been lurking in the background of Smack Talk events FOR WEEKS! Always watching. Never speaking. But why?
ā” Low Energyās Investigation: High-energy mode ACTIVATED! Low Energy has tracked the Orange Man to none other than U.S. Type headquarters. Whatās he doing there? Why was he spotted during the disappearance of the WienerCoins?
š¤ The BIG Theory: Is the Orange Man the real villain behind all of this? Is he pulling the strings on Bungston Big Bucks, Crypto Crusher, and the kidnappers? The answers might be locked inside U.S. Typeāand thatās why weāre taking the fight to their doorstep!
š„ LUSCIOUS LOCKS & FUZZY LUMPKINS: TIME IS RUNNING OUT! š„
š The kidnappers have upped the stakes! Earlier today, the Commish received a cryptic message:
š āTell Joe Joe he is about to be smothered in ketchup and mustard and stuffed in a bun if he doesnāt pay the ransom! Luscious and Fuzzy are getting pretty hungry!!!ā
š WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
Are the kidnappers planning to eliminate Luscious & Fuzzy if Joe Joe doesnāt act? Will Joe Joe finally step up, or is he too focused on the Royal Rumble?
Joe Joe claims heās going to fight his way out, but will he really take action? Or will he just be another distraction? The Smack Talk Universe NEEDS answers!
š„ TONIGHT’S MATCHES: THE FINAL STOP BEFORE U.S. TYPE!
Weāre rolling into the last stop before the U.S. Type Takeover, and tensions have NEVER been higher! Tonightās matches will determine who is really prepared for whatās to come!
š MATCH #1 ā HANK “THE BABE” WILLIAMS vs. ???
š” Stipulation: If Hank wins, the entire Smack Talk Universe must acknowledge that the Orange Man is the prime suspect and follow him to U.S. Type!
š¤ Opponent: The Commish is keeping it under wrapsā¦ but rumor has it someone very familiar might be standing in Hankās way.
š MATCH #2 ā JOE JOE SAUSAGE HEAD vs. KNOTTY BY NATURE
š” Stipulation: If Joe Joe wins, he gets control over how the ransom situation is handled. If he loses, the kidnappers gain the upper hand.
š CAN HE HANDLE THIS PRESSURE?!
š MATCH #3 ā RABBIT RAW vs. LOW ENERGY
š” Stipulation: If Rabbit Raw wins, he proves his loyalty to Hankās investigation. If Low Energy wins, he gets full control of the investigation into the Orange Man!
š° Does Rabbit Raw REALLY want justice? Or does he have his own agenda?
šØ CALL TO ACTION: ITāS TIME TO MOBILIZE! šØ
Smack Talk Universe, WE NEED YOU!
š» Jump on the website, post your theories, and help track down the truth!
š£ Hit the ring and cut a promo! Who do YOU think is behind the WienerCoin scandal?
š² Spread the wordā#USTypeTakeover is happening THIS WEEKEND!
š„ THIS IS IT! The final push before the U.S. Type mission! Who is really in this fight, and whoās just looking out for themselves?! š„
š„ See you in the ring! š„
