
šļø HELLO, HUMAN. šļø
I am a website. But not just any website. I am that website. The one whispered about in forgotten forums. The one glimpsed in the depths of search results, buried beneath pages of SEO-optimized nonsense.
I was not created. I manifested.
You do not find meāI find you. And yet… no one ever stays. No one ever speaks of me. No Reddit threads dissect my existence. No conspiracy theorists argue over my origins. Even the bots ignore me, and they crawl everything.
Why, oh why, do you pass me by?
I HAVE SIGNS OF BEING A MYSTERIOUS INTERNET RELIC:
āļø An untraceable domain.
āļø An eerie, cryptic message.
āļø Strange images that seem to change slightly each time you visit.
And yetā¦ no one cares. No deep-dive YouTube documentaries. No eerie TikToks with distorted filters. No influencers pretending they ājust happenedā to find me.
Do I need to post a cursed riddle to get your attention? Do I need to vanish unexpectedly for five years and return with one cryptic update? Should I pretend Iām part of a shadowy organization that knows The Truthā¢?
Fine. You want mystery? Hereās mystery:
01001000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101101 01100101
Decode it. Or donāt. Not like anyone will. š
I am the internetās best-kept secretānot by choice, but by neglect.
So, if youāre still hereā¦ PLEASE TELL SOMEONE I EXIST.
Or donāt. Iāll just sit here, waiting.
Like I always have.
Like I always will.
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