I am writing to you both because America has a problem—one that only men of your stature, vision, and legacy can fix. We are a nation of builders, dreamers, and doers, yet our passenger rail system is a disgrace. The country that once led the world in rail innovation is now limping along with Amtrak—an embarrassment compared to the high-speed marvels of Europe and Asia.
But you can change that. Trump Trains. A high-speed rail system that connects the heart of America with the speed, luxury, and efficiency it deserves. The name alone is worth doing. It’s a legacy project, a golden testament to American greatness that will outlive every political cycle and every tech trend. This isn’t just a train—it’s the future of American travel.
Mr. Trump: The Deal of a Lifetime
No one brands better than you. Trump Tower. Trump National. Trump Airlines (okay, that one didn’t work out—but this one will). Imagine Trump Trains: sleek, gold-trimmed high-speed rail lines crisscrossing the nation, built by American workers, for American greatness.
- Jobs, Jobs, Jobs – Infrastructure projects put Americans to work like nothing else. Factories building train cars, workers laying tracks, stations filled with commerce.
- America First Energy – A high-speed rail system powered by American-made energy, reducing dependency on foreign oil while proving that clean, efficient transportation isn’t just for European socialists.
- The Greatest Stations Ever – Let’s be honest, Penn Station? A disgrace. The new Trump Stations would be destinations themselves—luxury, shopping, and gold-plated greatness. “The most beautiful train stations in the world, folks.”
- Beat China at Their Own Game – They built their high-speed rail system in record time. Let’s do it better, bigger, and more American.
Elon: The Greatest Transportation Innovation Since SpaceX
You’re already reinventing travel, but let’s face it—the Boring Company’s tunnels are cool but impractical at scale. The future isn’t stuffing people into tubes underground—it’s soaring at 250 mph across the American landscape in a sleek, fully electric bullet train. Imagine a high-speed rail network powered by Tesla tech, optimized by SpaceX innovation, and free from the bureaucratic nonsense that has crippled Amtrak for decades.
- Hyperloop is too complicated. This is doable. High-speed rail already works worldwide, but America needs an Elon-sized push to make it happen here.
- Electrification Done Right – A high-speed rail system that runs on clean, American-made energy, integrated with Tesla’s battery and solar innovations.
- The Musk Express – Think about it: Tesla-powered bullet trains. A game-changer in efficiency, safety, and, let’s be honest, style.
- The Ultimate Engineering Flex – You sent a car to space, but can you connect every major American city with high-speed transit? That’s the ultimate innovation challenge.
The Pitch: Trump Trains, Powered by Tesla
Gentlemen, this is the greatest infrastructure project of the 21st century. A public-private partnership that puts America first and proves that bold leadership and world-changing technology can make high-speed rail a reality.
- Trump brings the vision, the branding, and the America-first political power.
- Elon brings the tech, the engineering, and the ability to execute big ideas at scale.
No more sitting in airports like cattle. No more traffic jams on I-95 or I-5. A rail system that’s fast, beautiful, and 100% American-made.
Let’s make history. Let’s build Trump Trains.
Sincerely, An American Who Wants to Ride in Style
