The Peculiar Rise and Regal Pants of Chester A. Arthur
Daniel Conderman
by Mark Twain (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) I have known many men in my life —...
General
The Quiet Cowardice of 1,500 “Public Servants” It’s Wednesday morning. The sky’s gray, not in that poetic...
We Kilmer-ly knew ye. From the moment you Top Gunned your way into our hearts as Iceman,...
The Current State of Seinfeld Fandom
What the Internets Are Still Talking About Today! By Dan Conderman | r/Seinfeld It’s kind of wild...
— A Rant to Society’s Chronic Complainers Let’s rewind. Once upon a time, smokers filled every corner...
Conderman Group Presents: CopOdds™
“Where the sirens are live… and so are the odds.” The Conderman Group is proud to announce...
I asked my AI to write a letter to me… Below is said letter.–dan Dear Dan, Congratulations....
Throw a Molotov Cocktail at Your Life
You ever feel like your life is stuck on the same miserable screen?Like you’re trapped in a...
TOP SECRET: Operation Saucer Frame 
CLASSIFIED EYES ONLY – DO NOT SHARE UNLESS YOU’RE WEARING TINFOIL Agent Dan “Cheddar Curtain” Conderman, Supreme...
In an era brimming with endless ways to communicate—smartphones, internet messaging, social media platforms—it may sound counterintuitive...