Daniel Conderman 
Beam me up, capitalism sucks!
This phone case is the perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever been this close to quitting their 9-to-5 and letting the aliens take them instead.
Cow-napped: The Udderly Repetitive Abduction
Ever feel like you’re living the same day over and over again? Well, so does this poor cow—because she’s being abducted on repeat!
