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- Folks, It’s Hog Wash: The Tall Tale of Ingo Swann and the Myth of Remote ViewingBy Dan Conderman Let’s put a fork in it—remote viewing isn’t real. It never was. And the sooner
- Now This is What I Call Systematic RacismIf you’re looking for an example of what systemic racism really looks like—like real, institutional, soul-crushing, government-rubber-stamped theft
- Cult of the ConsumerLevel 1–3 Adventure Module Welcome to Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition in the View Askewniverse—a world where convenience
- ONCE UPON A HOUSE IN HOLLYWOODWelcome to Once Upon a House in Hollywood, the reality show fever dream you never knew you needed
- Gods, Ghosts, and Forgotten Wi-Fi: How Civilizational Collapse Rewrites Technology as MythWhat if our gods are just the flickering memories of someone else’s golden age? Imagine you’re a survivor.
- 📉 When Memes Feel True But Aren’t: The Viral 2015 Tax Hike That Wasn’tRecently, a viral image has been making the rounds claiming that, on January 1, 2015, Americans were slammed
- That Time I Said the 7 Words and Got Away With It Scott FreeThere’s a legendary bit by George Carlin—the “seven dirty words you can’t say on television.” He laid it
- Field Guide to the Wild Updo: Surviving High Hair Encounters in the Urban JungleCongratulations, civilian. You’ve just spotted an Updo in the wild. Whether you’re at a farmer’s market, suburban Panera,
- High on Their Own Supply: How Burning 20 Tons of Weed Hotboxed an Entire TownThis Is Not a Stoner Movie (It’s Real Life 2025) Picture this: a quiet town in Turkey’s Diyarbakır
- Empire of the EagleIn a distant realm—not bound by stars but by the laws of order, conquest, and legacy—there rose an
- Front of the Line: The Glorious Weirdos of Shimmer Wrestling at the Eagles ClubThere are places in this country where the outsiders gather, where weirdos feel at home. Not because they’re
- Kwik Trip: A Wisconsin Empire of ConvenienceHumble Beginnings in Dairyland Kwik Trip started in 1965 as a modest grocery in Eau Claire, WI—no gas
- Oh, dear Sovereign Citizens, you delightful purveyors of legal fan fiction …Gather ’round the campfire of delusion and let us regale you with a tale of constitutional reality so
- BURGER WARS!A Tasty Tour of America’s Burger Chains Welcome to the ultimate showdown of American burger chains, where juicy
- The Trump Papacy – A Bold New Vision for the Catholic ChurchYour Eminences, the Esteemed College of Cardinals, The Conderman Group, a collective of forward-thinking visionaries, humbly addresses you
- Been a MinuteIt’s been a while since I’ve posted here. Life has a way of hitting pause for you, whether
- In Memory of Levi Brown – A Friend to Many, A Loss Felt DeeplyIt’s with a heavy heart that I share the passing of Levi Brown—a young man who was always
- You Think You Got a Tough Job…by Conderman Group, in memory of Ezekiel “Zeke” Plattner If you didn’t know, the Chicago Columbian Exposition of
- HAVE WE BEEN LOOKING FOR CITIES IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES?New Evidence Suggests Humanity’s FIRST METROPOLISES RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET—ON TOP OF 20‑TON TITANS! “Your apartment wasn’t
- 🎮 Grandma’s Take: Gaming Then and Now – Worth Every Penny?By Daniel Conderman “I don’t understand the fuss,” Grandma says, eyeing the shiny, sleek packaging of Spider-Man 2.
- If Things Go South, Don’t Let Your Preacher Kill the TelescopeBy Daniel Conderman “The truth doesn’t mind being questioned. A lie does.” Let’s be real: if society collapses
- 📱The Gen Z Decoder Ring: Helping You Confidently Navigate Today’s Youth SlangListen, I get it. The last time you talked to someone under 20, it involved explaining cassette tapes.
- The Sleeper Beneath the Suns🕯️ Historical Backstory: This painting’s journey defies casual ownership. It was never bought, never sold. It has simply
- Forgotten History of Whisperloop, Ltd.“Speak Once. Be Heard.” Est. 1904 — Obsolete by Spring 1905 🕰️ A FORGOTTEN BLIP IN COMMUNICATION HISTORY
- The Island That Held LightningSYNOPSIS In the spring of 2025, a catastrophic 9.1 earthquake devastates Taiwan, collapsing the world’s most critical semiconductor
- ⛪ The Great Lost Technology: How the Ancients Poured Stone and We Forgot Everything“The secrets weren’t hidden. We just stopped asking the right questions.” For centuries, archaeologists, historians, conspiracy theorists, and
- The Pyramids Were Poured: The Ancient Construction Hack That Changes EverythingFor centuries, the Egyptian pyramids have been the world’s favorite architectural enigma. Massive, flawless, enduring — and built
- FROM NANA: A DEATHBED CONFESSIONDear Editor, I’m writing this from what I assume is my deathbed — and not for dramatic effect.
- A Living Tapestry: The History and Transformation of La Valle and Its NeighborsI. Introduction and Environmental Backdrop Before the whispers of railroads, farms, and lakes echoed across central Wisconsin, the
- Oh You Stupid, Stupid PeopleIn an era where information is abundant and skepticism is warranted, we’ve reached a paradoxical juncture: the more
- The Pilgrims Were Not Ready for Grandma’s ApothecaryBy Dan Conderman Let’s get one thing straight: old women weren’t feared because they were witches. They were
- Notice: This is an AI Free ZoneThis is an AI Free Zone: Text created by Large Language Models is spreading across the Internet. It’s well-written,
- “More Weight”: Giles Corey and the Crushing Cost of ConscienceIn the long and often mythologized story of American resistance, there are few names as fierce—or as forgotten—as
- “Ugh, Not More White People Shit…”Diary of Tisquantum, 1620 November 1620Patuxet… or what’s left of it They say a new group just arrived.
- Reality Is Not a Costume: Daily Life in America from the Mayflower to TodayIn 1620, the Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock. The passengers who stepped off that ship were not seeking
- Time One: The Universal HourWhy it’s time to end timezones and unite the world on UTC At Conderman Group, we believe it’s
- A Park for the People (Without the People)The next time you walk through Central Park and marvel at its design, its “natural” beauty, and its
- 🚨 Cybertruck Crashes Onto UW-Madison Campus, Hurls Weed and Bongs at Voters During Election Day ChaosBy Dan CondermanApril 9, 2025 – Madison, WI In one of the most bizarre events to unfold on
- 🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Massive Keystone Oil Pipeline Rupture Near Fort Ransom, North Dakota📍 Filed by Conderman Group Reporting | 🗓️ April 9, 2025 Fort Ransom, ND — A major environmental
- Is the IRS Sending a $1,400 Stimulus Check in 2025? Here’s the Truth About the Deadline and Who Gets PaidWondering if you’re getting a $1,400 stimulus check in 2025? You’re not alone. This question is blowing up
- 🚨 A Red Line in Madison: The Assault on Brian Gartley Is a Warning We Can’t IgnoreSomething happened this week in Madison that should make every decent person stop what they’re doing and take
- 🛹 “I Lived at the End of Training Day” — A Day in My Life, 1999I lived right in South Central L.A.And if someone ever asks where that is, I just tell ’em:
- 🎩 The Peculiar Rise and Regal Pants of Chester A. Arthurby Mark Twain (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) I have known many men in my life — some
- Where Were the Whistleblowers?The Quiet Cowardice of 1,500 “Public Servants” It’s Wednesday morning. The sky’s gray, not in that poetic way
- Dear Val,We Kilmer-ly knew ye. From the moment you Top Gunned your way into our hearts as Iceman, we
- 📰 The Current State of Seinfeld FandomWhat the Internets Are Still Talking About Today! By Dan Conderman | r/Seinfeld It’s kind of wild when
- “You Got What You Wanted. So Why Are You Still Mad?”— A Rant to Society’s Chronic Complainers Let’s rewind. Once upon a time, smokers filled every corner of
- 🚨 Conderman Group Presents: CopOdds™“Where the sirens are live… and so are the odds.” The Conderman Group is proud to announce its
- Day 27: “The Searing Engine Compartment—Running on Fumes”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, fellow survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,
- MY CB CoverageBase AM coverage Map Notable Contacts,Long Distance Mile Marker 170 – 3/31 10:45pm – Zig Zag heading south
- 🛠️ Shortcut: Instantly Turn On All Wisconsin Traffic Camera FeedsIf you’ve ever used 511wi.gov’s CCTV page, you know the frustration — the site loads dozens or even
- My AI Sent a Letter today…I asked my AI to write a letter to me… Below is said letter.–dan Dear Dan, Congratulations. You’ve
- 🔥 Throw a Molotov Cocktail at Your LifeYou ever feel like your life is stuck on the same miserable screen?Like you’re trapped in a dead-end
- 🛸 TOP SECRET: Operation Saucer Frame 🖼️CLASSIFIED EYES ONLY – DO NOT SHARE UNLESS YOU’RE WEARING TINFOIL Agent Dan “Cheddar Curtain” Conderman, Supreme Field
- The Enduring Appeal of 11-Meter Radio: A Communications Professor’s PerspectiveIn an era brimming with endless ways to communicate—smartphones, internet messaging, social media platforms—it may sound counterintuitive to
- Day 26: “Greenhouse Stampede—Racing to the Exit”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, still
- YOUR HOBBY SUCKS: Let Me Tell You About All the Radios(Ham, CB, GMRS—If You Can Turn a Knob and Hear Static, You’re One of Us) You’re busy perfecting
- Day 25: “Greenhouse Crisis—Banding Together”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome once again, travelers, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,
- The First Rock StarThey say rock and roll was born loud. That it cracked like lightning and tore through the fabric
- 🚆 Why Aren’t We Taking Day Trips on Trains?By Dan Conderman, Edgerton, WI I live in a town with a damn train depot. There are train
- 🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: The Sovereign Citizen Scam – A Dangerous Illusion 🚨Let’s talk about a growing crisis that’s both tragic and deeply frustrating: the Sovereign Citizen movement. Across the
- You Knew a Meme Before You Knew It Was Called a MemeBefore you ever double-tapped a cat video or saw the dancing baby on a dial-up connection, you already
- AmericaTogether Initiative: A National Call to ActionTo: Donald J. Trump & Elon MuskFrom: A Concerned American Citizen with a Vision for UnitySubject: Rebuilding the
- Uhg?!?! This is Really a Mystery?I’ve spent the last 30 years developing on the internet—coding sites, building servers, and working with technologies that
- Railroad Radio Listening Guide: South-Central Wisconsin & North-Central Illinois1. Introduction If you’ve got a cheap dual-band Chinese HT (like a Baofeng UV-5R or similar) that can
- 📻 Analog Ears Only: A Friendly Survival Guide to Public Safety Radio in Rock, Dane, and Winnebago CountiesWelcome to your analog gateway into the behind-the-scenes life of southern Wisconsin and northern Illinois — where fire
- 🔧 Pain is Just a Dashboard Light (and I’m Driving With the Hood Up)Most people think of pain as the enemy — something to run from, numb, or fear. But I’ve
- Product Idea: 📢 THE SUPER SURVIVOR PACK™“Stay Silent. Stay Ready. Stay Alive.” When the grid goes dark, the phones go down, and the sirens
- The Left Eats Itself: When the Snake Turns InwardThere’s a strange, painful irony playing out in progressive spaces right now. People who once proudly flew the
- 🚨 The Sovereign Citizen Gimmick: Why It Will Never Work at Traffic StopsTL;DR: You can’t “word salad” your way out of the legal system. Law enforcement doesn’t play by YouTube
- When Voting Feels Like Choosing Between ToothachesEvery election season, we hear the same chorus: “If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.” But what if
- Staying in Touch with Two-Way Radios: Your Guide to Business Band FrequenciesStaying in touch via two-way radios isn’t just for hams and first responders. There’s a whole class of
- 📬 A Letter from Gen X to the BoomersDear Boomers, First, let us say thanks. Thanks for the records. Thanks for the weird casseroles. Thanks for
- When the Bench Becomes a Rogues’ Gallery: Wisconsin’s Judicial MisstepsThe Wisconsin Supreme Court, entrusted with upholding justice, has unfortunately seen its share of controversies that challenge the
- 🚨 Rebuttal to ASNDirectory.com’s TOS:Or: “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Laugh at the Dumbest Fake Legal Doc on the Internet”
- 🟥 The Final Word: I Don’t Like Any of These People — And Neither Should YouLet’s just say the quiet part out loud:I don’t support Brad Schimel. I don’t support Susan Crawford. I
- 🟥 Susan Crawford: The Soft-Robe Progressive Who Wants to Rebalance Justice by Tilting ItLet’s not get it twisted — Susan Crawford isn’t here to apply the law equally. She’s here to
- 🟥 “Tough on Crime” — Unless You’re a Rapist: The Shameful Record of Brad SchimelLet’s cut through the noise. Wisconsin voters aren’t being asked to choose between a liberal and a conservative
- Popular Vote vs. Electoral College: Why Balance MattersThe Appeal of a Popular Vote Every vote should count equally, right? It’s an emotionally satisfying idea: the
- “I Am Paying for This Microphone, Mr. Green” – The Exact Moment Reagan Became PresidentThere’s a moment—one flash of TV history—when Ronald Reagan stopped being a former actor and started becoming America’s
- Back on the Road, and Everything’s DifferentThis weekend I found myself doing something I hadn’t done in a long time—just driving around. Nothing fancy,
- Democrats/Left – You Want Big Government? Then Explain This.http://cnn.com/2025/03/23/us/waterbury-connecticut-man-held-captive/index.html Waterbury, Connecticut. A deep-blue stronghold. Democrat-run. Progress-minded. Child-focused. Social-service stacked. So tell me… How the hell did
- 🎬 The Movie Star Glow-Up Hall of Fame: A Love Letter to Breathtaking Women on FilmThere are moments in cinema that stop you in your tracks—not because of the plot, the effects, or
- TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT FOR FRIENDSHIP AND/OR FAMILIAL AFFILIATIONPREAMBLE WHEREAS, I, Dan Conderman (hereinafter “the Individual”), being domiciled in a region located somewhere between the Cheddar
- Max Gains: The Radio RogueWhile the rest of the world is blind in the darkness—lost in screens, buffering, and dependent on fickle
- 🥋 Chef Belt Rankings Update: Farewell for Now – What’s Cooking Next?Hey friends, First off—thank you. Whether you followed us from the beginning or just discovered the wild world
- Day 24: “Greenhouse Fallout—A Fractured Crew”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome once again to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, your
- Day 23: “Snared by Vines—The Rescue Mission”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, fearless (and hopefully not plant-chow) survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save
- The Great Cussing Divide: How Language Reveals Your PoliticsOnce upon a time, you could tell a person’s politics by their bumper stickers. But in 2025, you
- Day 22: “Overgrown Greenhouse—Sprinting into Trouble”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, your
- The Death of the Future: Why Style Has Stopped EvolvingThere was a time when the future looked like the future. The 1950s had chrome diners and atomic-age
- For US, By US: A Unified Message for American Industry and LaborIntroduction In an era where global supply chains dominate and American manufacturing and labor are often undervalued, we
- The Weight of Perspective: A Fat Guy’s Guide to InquiryI was listening to Tim Conway Jr. when someone, in a moment of profound wisdom, declared:“You need to
- Dear President Trump and Mr. Musk,I am writing to you both because America has a problem—one that only men of your stature, vision,
- Day 21: “The Overgrown Greenhouse Car”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, resilient survivors, to another day aboard Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your
- Who Really Pays Tariffs? (Hint: It’s Not China)There’s a lot of confusion about tariffs, and it’s easy to see why. Politicians, news outlets, and social
- Day 20: “Car 14—Mopping Up the Remnants”🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, brave survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,
- What Ruled About Jail: Volume 4 – Getting OutWhen you first go in, getting out feels like an eternity away. It’s not just a long time—it’s
- What Ruled About Jail: Volume 3 – Cooking and Coin CollectingJail isn’t exactly known for its fine dining, but if you knew the right guys, you could eat
- What Ruled About Jail: Volume 2 – Games and PuzzlesJail isn’t a place most people look back on fondly, but I’d be lying if I said there