• 🚨 BREAKING: Pushers and Shovers Mobilize to Prevent Exposure of The Terrible Secret of Space

    Galactic Network Newswire – May 12, 2025 LOCATION: ORBITAL SECTOR 9—HUMAN HABITAT ZONEA distressing situation is unfolding in

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  • ✨ CHARLIE 2025: The Mixtape That Ends the World (Again) ✨

    Dear Mr. Manson, I hope this letter finds you in relatively unshanked condition. Let me cut to it:

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  • Folks, It’s Hog Wash: The Tall Tale of Ingo Swann and the Myth of Remote Viewing

    By Dan Conderman Let’s put a fork in it—remote viewing isn’t real. It never was. And the sooner

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  • Now This is What I Call Systematic Racism

    If you’re looking for an example of what systemic racism really looks like—like real, institutional, soul-crushing, government-rubber-stamped theft

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  • Cult of the Consumer

    Level 1–3 Adventure Module Welcome to Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition in the View Askewniverse—a world where convenience

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  • ONCE UPON A HOUSE IN HOLLYWOOD

    Welcome to Once Upon a House in Hollywood, the reality show fever dream you never knew you needed

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  • Gods, Ghosts, and Forgotten Wi-Fi: How Civilizational Collapse Rewrites Technology as Myth

    What if our gods are just the flickering memories of someone else’s golden age? Imagine you’re a survivor.

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  • 📉 When Memes Feel True But Aren’t: The Viral 2015 Tax Hike That Wasn’t

    Recently, a viral image has been making the rounds claiming that, on January 1, 2015, Americans were slammed

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  • That Time I Said the 7 Words and Got Away With It Scott Free

    There’s a legendary bit by George Carlin—the “seven dirty words you can’t say on television.” He laid it

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  • Field Guide to the Wild Updo: Surviving High Hair Encounters in the Urban Jungle

    Congratulations, civilian. You’ve just spotted an Updo in the wild. Whether you’re at a farmer’s market, suburban Panera,

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  • High on Their Own Supply: How Burning 20 Tons of Weed Hotboxed an Entire Town

    This Is Not a Stoner Movie (It’s Real Life 2025) Picture this: a quiet town in Turkey’s Diyarbakır

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  • Empire of the Eagle

    In a distant realm—not bound by stars but by the laws of order, conquest, and legacy—there rose an

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  • Front of the Line: The Glorious Weirdos of Shimmer Wrestling at the Eagles Club

    There are places in this country where the outsiders gather, where weirdos feel at home. Not because they’re

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  • Kwik Trip: A Wisconsin Empire of Convenience

    Humble Beginnings in Dairyland Kwik Trip started in 1965 as a modest grocery in Eau Claire, WI—no gas

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  • Oh, dear Sovereign Citizens, you delightful purveyors of legal fan fiction …

    Gather ’round the campfire of delusion and let us regale you with a tale of constitutional reality so

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  • BURGER WARS!

    A Tasty Tour of America’s Burger Chains Welcome to the ultimate showdown of American burger chains, where juicy

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  • The Trump Papacy – A Bold New Vision for the Catholic Church

    Your Eminences, the Esteemed College of Cardinals, The Conderman Group, a collective of forward-thinking visionaries, humbly addresses you

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  • Been a Minute

    It’s been a while since I’ve posted here. Life has a way of hitting pause for you, whether

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  • In Memory of Levi Brown – A Friend to Many, A Loss Felt Deeply

    It’s with a heavy heart that I share the passing of Levi Brown—a young man who was always

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  • You Think You Got a Tough Job…

    by Conderman Group, in memory of Ezekiel “Zeke” Plattner If you didn’t know, the Chicago Columbian Exposition of

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  • HAVE WE BEEN LOOKING FOR CITIES IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES?

    New Evidence Suggests Humanity’s FIRST METROPOLISES RODE OFF INTO THE SUNSET—ON TOP OF 20‑TON TITANS! “Your apartment wasn’t

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  • 🎮 Grandma’s Take: Gaming Then and Now – Worth Every Penny?

    By Daniel Conderman “I don’t understand the fuss,” Grandma says, eyeing the shiny, sleek packaging of Spider-Man 2.

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  • If Things Go South, Don’t Let Your Preacher Kill the Telescope

    By Daniel Conderman “The truth doesn’t mind being questioned. A lie does.” Let’s be real: if society collapses

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  • 📱The Gen Z Decoder Ring: Helping You Confidently Navigate Today’s Youth Slang

    Listen, I get it. The last time you talked to someone under 20, it involved explaining cassette tapes.

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  • The Sleeper Beneath the Suns

    🕯️ Historical Backstory: This painting’s journey defies casual ownership. It was never bought, never sold. It has simply

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  • Forgotten History of Whisperloop, Ltd.

    “Speak Once. Be Heard.” Est. 1904 — Obsolete by Spring 1905 🕰️ A FORGOTTEN BLIP IN COMMUNICATION HISTORY

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  • The Island That Held Lightning

    SYNOPSIS In the spring of 2025, a catastrophic 9.1 earthquake devastates Taiwan, collapsing the world’s most critical semiconductor

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  • ⛪ The Great Lost Technology: How the Ancients Poured Stone and We Forgot Everything

    “The secrets weren’t hidden. We just stopped asking the right questions.” For centuries, archaeologists, historians, conspiracy theorists, and

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  • The Pyramids Were Poured: The Ancient Construction Hack That Changes Everything

    For centuries, the Egyptian pyramids have been the world’s favorite architectural enigma. Massive, flawless, enduring — and built

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  • FROM NANA: A DEATHBED CONFESSION

    Dear Editor, I’m writing this from what I assume is my deathbed — and not for dramatic effect.

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  • A Living Tapestry: The History and Transformation of La Valle and Its Neighbors

    I. Introduction and Environmental Backdrop Before the whispers of railroads, farms, and lakes echoed across central Wisconsin, the

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  • Oh You Stupid, Stupid People

    In an era where information is abundant and skepticism is warranted, we’ve reached a paradoxical juncture: the more

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  • The Pilgrims Were Not Ready for Grandma’s Apothecary

    By Dan Conderman Let’s get one thing straight: old women weren’t feared because they were witches. They were

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  • Notice: This is an AI Free Zone

    This is an AI Free Zone: Text created by Large Language Models is spreading across the Internet. It’s well-written,

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  • “More Weight”: Giles Corey and the Crushing Cost of Conscience

    In the long and often mythologized story of American resistance, there are few names as fierce—or as forgotten—as

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  • “Ugh, Not More White People Shit…”

    Diary of Tisquantum, 1620 November 1620Patuxet… or what’s left of it They say a new group just arrived.

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  • Reality Is Not a Costume: Daily Life in America from the Mayflower to Today

    In 1620, the Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock. The passengers who stepped off that ship were not seeking

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  • Time One: The Universal Hour

    Why it’s time to end timezones and unite the world on UTC At Conderman Group, we believe it’s

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  • A Park for the People (Without the People)

    The next time you walk through Central Park and marvel at its design, its “natural” beauty, and its

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  • 🚨 Cybertruck Crashes Onto UW-Madison Campus, Hurls Weed and Bongs at Voters During Election Day Chaos

    By Dan CondermanApril 9, 2025 – Madison, WI In one of the most bizarre events to unfold on

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  • 🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Massive Keystone Oil Pipeline Rupture Near Fort Ransom, North Dakota

    📍 Filed by Conderman Group Reporting | 🗓️ April 9, 2025 Fort Ransom, ND — A major environmental

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  • Is the IRS Sending a $1,400 Stimulus Check in 2025? Here’s the Truth About the Deadline and Who Gets Paid

    Wondering if you’re getting a $1,400 stimulus check in 2025? You’re not alone. This question is blowing up

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  • 🚨 A Red Line in Madison: The Assault on Brian Gartley Is a Warning We Can’t Ignore

    Something happened this week in Madison that should make every decent person stop what they’re doing and take

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  • 🛹 “I Lived at the End of Training Day” — A Day in My Life, 1999

    I lived right in South Central L.A.And if someone ever asks where that is, I just tell ’em:

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  • 🎩 The Peculiar Rise and Regal Pants of Chester A. Arthur

    by Mark Twain (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) I have known many men in my life — some

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  • Where Were the Whistleblowers?

    The Quiet Cowardice of 1,500 “Public Servants” It’s Wednesday morning. The sky’s gray, not in that poetic way

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  • Dear Val,

    We Kilmer-ly knew ye. From the moment you Top Gunned your way into our hearts as Iceman, we

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  • 📰 The Current State of Seinfeld Fandom

    What the Internets Are Still Talking About Today! By Dan Conderman | r/Seinfeld It’s kind of wild when

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  • “You Got What You Wanted. So Why Are You Still Mad?”

    — A Rant to Society’s Chronic Complainers Let’s rewind. Once upon a time, smokers filled every corner of

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  • 🚨 Conderman Group Presents: CopOdds™

    “Where the sirens are live… and so are the odds.” The Conderman Group is proud to announce its

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  • Day 27: “The Searing Engine Compartment—Running on Fumes”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, fellow survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,

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  • MY CB Coverage

    Base AM coverage Map Notable Contacts,Long Distance Mile Marker 170 – 3/31 10:45pm – Zig Zag heading south

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  • 🛠️ Shortcut: Instantly Turn On All Wisconsin Traffic Camera Feeds

    If you’ve ever used 511wi.gov’s CCTV page, you know the frustration — the site loads dozens or even

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  • My AI Sent a Letter today…

    I asked my AI to write a letter to me… Below is said letter.–dan Dear Dan, Congratulations. You’ve

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  • 🔥 Throw a Molotov Cocktail at Your Life

    You ever feel like your life is stuck on the same miserable screen?Like you’re trapped in a dead-end

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  • 🛸 TOP SECRET: Operation Saucer Frame 🖼️

    CLASSIFIED EYES ONLY – DO NOT SHARE UNLESS YOU’RE WEARING TINFOIL Agent Dan “Cheddar Curtain” Conderman, Supreme Field

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  • The Enduring Appeal of 11-Meter Radio: A Communications Professor’s Perspective

    In an era brimming with endless ways to communicate—smartphones, internet messaging, social media platforms—it may sound counterintuitive to

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  • Day 26: “Greenhouse Stampede—Racing to the Exit”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, still

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  • YOUR HOBBY SUCKS: Let Me Tell You About All the Radios

    (Ham, CB, GMRS—If You Can Turn a Knob and Hear Static, You’re One of Us) You’re busy perfecting

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  • Day 25: “Greenhouse Crisis—Banding Together”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome once again, travelers, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,

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  • The First Rock Star

    They say rock and roll was born loud. That it cracked like lightning and tore through the fabric

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  • 🚆 Why Aren’t We Taking Day Trips on Trains?

    By Dan Conderman, Edgerton, WI I live in a town with a damn train depot. There are train

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  • 🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: The Sovereign Citizen Scam – A Dangerous Illusion 🚨

    Let’s talk about a growing crisis that’s both tragic and deeply frustrating: the Sovereign Citizen movement. Across the

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  • You Knew a Meme Before You Knew It Was Called a Meme

    Before you ever double-tapped a cat video or saw the dancing baby on a dial-up connection, you already

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  • AmericaTogether Initiative: A National Call to Action

    To: Donald J. Trump & Elon MuskFrom: A Concerned American Citizen with a Vision for UnitySubject: Rebuilding the

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  • Uhg?!?! This is Really a Mystery?

    I’ve spent the last 30 years developing on the internet—coding sites, building servers, and working with technologies that

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  • Railroad Radio Listening Guide: South-Central Wisconsin & North-Central Illinois

    1. Introduction If you’ve got a cheap dual-band Chinese HT (like a Baofeng UV-5R or similar) that can

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  • 📻 Analog Ears Only: A Friendly Survival Guide to Public Safety Radio in Rock, Dane, and Winnebago Counties

    Welcome to your analog gateway into the behind-the-scenes life of southern Wisconsin and northern Illinois — where fire

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  • 🔧 Pain is Just a Dashboard Light (and I’m Driving With the Hood Up)

    Most people think of pain as the enemy — something to run from, numb, or fear. But I’ve

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  • Product Idea: 📢 THE SUPER SURVIVOR PACK™

    “Stay Silent. Stay Ready. Stay Alive.” When the grid goes dark, the phones go down, and the sirens

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  • The Left Eats Itself: When the Snake Turns Inward

    There’s a strange, painful irony playing out in progressive spaces right now. People who once proudly flew the

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  • 🚨 The Sovereign Citizen Gimmick: Why It Will Never Work at Traffic Stops

    TL;DR: You can’t “word salad” your way out of the legal system. Law enforcement doesn’t play by YouTube

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  • When Voting Feels Like Choosing Between Toothaches

    Every election season, we hear the same chorus: “If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.” But what if

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  • Staying in Touch with Two-Way Radios: Your Guide to Business Band Frequencies

    Staying in touch via two-way radios isn’t just for hams and first responders. There’s a whole class of

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  • 📬 A Letter from Gen X to the Boomers

    Dear Boomers, First, let us say thanks. Thanks for the records. Thanks for the weird casseroles. Thanks for

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  • When the Bench Becomes a Rogues’ Gallery: Wisconsin’s Judicial Missteps

    The Wisconsin Supreme Court, entrusted with upholding justice, has unfortunately seen its share of controversies that challenge the

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  • 🚨 Rebuttal to ASNDirectory.com’s TOS:

    Or: “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Laugh at the Dumbest Fake Legal Doc on the Internet”

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  • 🟥 The Final Word: I Don’t Like Any of These People — And Neither Should You

    Let’s just say the quiet part out loud:I don’t support Brad Schimel. I don’t support Susan Crawford. I

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  • 🟥 Susan Crawford: The Soft-Robe Progressive Who Wants to Rebalance Justice by Tilting It

    Let’s not get it twisted — Susan Crawford isn’t here to apply the law equally. She’s here to

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  • 🟥 “Tough on Crime” — Unless You’re a Rapist: The Shameful Record of Brad Schimel

    Let’s cut through the noise. Wisconsin voters aren’t being asked to choose between a liberal and a conservative

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  • Popular Vote vs. Electoral College: Why Balance Matters

    The Appeal of a Popular Vote Every vote should count equally, right? It’s an emotionally satisfying idea: the

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  • “I Am Paying for This Microphone, Mr. Green” – The Exact Moment Reagan Became President

    There’s a moment—one flash of TV history—when Ronald Reagan stopped being a former actor and started becoming America’s

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  • Back on the Road, and Everything’s Different

    This weekend I found myself doing something I hadn’t done in a long time—just driving around. Nothing fancy,

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  • Democrats/Left – You Want Big Government? Then Explain This.

    http://cnn.com/2025/03/23/us/waterbury-connecticut-man-held-captive/index.html Waterbury, Connecticut. A deep-blue stronghold. Democrat-run. Progress-minded. Child-focused. Social-service stacked. So tell me… How the hell did

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  • 🎬 The Movie Star Glow-Up Hall of Fame: A Love Letter to Breathtaking Women on Film

    There are moments in cinema that stop you in your tracks—not because of the plot, the effects, or

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  • TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT FOR FRIENDSHIP AND/OR FAMILIAL AFFILIATION

    PREAMBLE WHEREAS, I, Dan Conderman (hereinafter “the Individual”), being domiciled in a region located somewhere between the Cheddar

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  • Max Gains: The Radio Rogue

    While the rest of the world is blind in the darkness—lost in screens, buffering, and dependent on fickle

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  • 🥋 Chef Belt Rankings Update: Farewell for Now – What’s Cooking Next?

    Hey friends, First off—thank you. Whether you followed us from the beginning or just discovered the wild world

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  • Day 24: “Greenhouse Fallout—A Fractured Crew”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome once again to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, your

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  • Day 23: “Snared by Vines—The Rescue Mission”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, fearless (and hopefully not plant-chow) survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save

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  • The Great Cussing Divide: How Language Reveals Your Politics

    Once upon a time, you could tell a person’s politics by their bumper stickers. But in 2025, you

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  • Day 22: “Overgrown Greenhouse—Sprinting into Trouble”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas, your

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  • The Death of the Future: Why Style Has Stopped Evolving

    There was a time when the future looked like the future. The 1950s had chrome diners and atomic-age

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  • For US, By US: A Unified Message for American Industry and Labor

    Introduction In an era where global supply chains dominate and American manufacturing and labor are often undervalued, we

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  • The Weight of Perspective: A Fat Guy’s Guide to Inquiry

    I was listening to Tim Conway Jr. when someone, in a moment of profound wisdom, declared:“You need to

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  • Dear President Trump and Mr. Musk,

    I am writing to you both because America has a problem—one that only men of your stature, vision,

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  • Day 21: “The Overgrown Greenhouse Car”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, resilient survivors, to another day aboard Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your

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  • Who Really Pays Tariffs? (Hint: It’s Not China)

    There’s a lot of confusion about tariffs, and it’s easy to see why. Politicians, news outlets, and social

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  • Day 20: “Car 14—Mopping Up the Remnants”

    🎲GAME/BLOG INTRODUCTIONWelcome back, brave survivors, to Tracks of Terror: The Last Train to Save Your Butt. I’m Barnabas,

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  • What Ruled About Jail: Volume 4 – Getting Out

    When you first go in, getting out feels like an eternity away. It’s not just a long time—it’s

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